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Bitcoin ($118,661) can’t stop smashing through all-time highs, the S&P 500 index (SPX) is trading at an all-time high this week, meme coin SPX6900 is not quite at new highs yet but is getting there, and the fresh, brash TOKEN6900 (T6900) token is joining the bullish on a $336,000 raise. Beyond Bitcoin, all eyes are on the “divine intersection of meme and market”, as the T6900 website would have it, so here’s everything you need to know about the weaponization of 69, and how to make money on the next SPX6900. It’s only days since launch, and the TOKEN6900 presale is accelerating towards the half-million-dollar mark. But with less than 24 hours to go before its next price increase, the ticker you need as the guiding polestar for life-changing returns is T6900. The new global benchmark for brain rot finance is definitely T6900, especially after U.S. President Donald Trump fulminated about crypto going “through the roof”. We must assume that his mention in the same Truth Social post of “a great credit” was not a reference to the ballooning list of creditors to the US government, who may now be even more worried that they won’t get their money back on those 30-year US Treasuries. Folks at TOKEN6900 always like to go with the positive, so let’s interpret “a great credit” as a reference to Trump’s brilliance, if not the TACO trade currently in vogue on Wall Street. You thought the TACO acronym stood for ‘Trump Always Chickens Out’? Nope. It is: ‘T6900 Accumulates Capital Ostentatiously’. The growing TOKEN6900 crowd loves nothing better than to flash the cash, flex the wealth, call the top and deliver tradeable emotions packaged up in a handy digital asset with no fundamentals whatsoever. With a hard cap of only $5 million, it won’t be too long before those who missed out will be thinking maybe they shouldn’t have had that lobotomy. Still, it is not too late to enter the world of the T6900 consciousness parasite, which has the ring of Robert Kennedy Jnr brain worms about it. Back in the supposed real world of high finance, the S&P 500 hasn’t yet reached the predicted 6,900 level, but at 6,259 it is on the way. But let’s not be greedy. If you had squirreled away $100 in the S&P 500 index in 1900, at an assumed average annual return rate of 9.94%, today you would be sitting on a total return of $14,442,729.68 (1,444,172%). The S&P 500’s inception year is actually 1928, but T6900 likes round numbers, so we started at 1900. Whichever way you cut it, the return is impressive and comes down to the compounding effect of reinvesting those dividends. But this is crypto, where things happen at a faster clip. According to data compiled by CoinMarketCap, meme coin SPX6900 has delivered a return of 56,884,287% since 18 August 2023, eye-watering performance next to Bitcoin. Put that another way, an investment of $100 when it launched would be worth $56,884,287 now – four times the return over the lifetime of the S&P 500. The total return SPX managed in its 125 years of existence, the SPX6900 token has more than quadrupled in a face-melting two years. Source:CoinMarketCap This crypto eruption is only beginning with Bitcoin and SPX6900 –T6900 is the new benchmark But crypto has only just gotten started. The real benchmark for crazy, outsized returns is coming right along, embodied in the unrelenting brashness of T6900. TOKEN6900 is the deserved and worthy successor to SPX6900, taking the vacuous memeification of finance to where it always wanted to be – brain rot heaven. The Fed’s Jerome Powell may not like it but Donald Trump will probably love it. The pro-crypto president will be attracted by the sheer audacity of this meme coin that lives on pure vibe liquidity. Powell will be repelled by its illusions of growth. If you think that ‘The Donald’ has delusions of grandeur unmatched by anyone or anything else, that’s because you haven’t met T6900. And if you think that ChatGPT has turned hallucinations into an art form, an art form that it passes off as artificial intelligence, then you haven’t met T6900. This meme coin makes hallucinations a collective endeavor so that irony and fantasy can deliver the audacity of hope, what terminally fixated traders used to call profits. Brazenly inspired by the financial revolution whimsy of SPX6900, T6900 token is very different, at least in one way, by adding one more token to its total supply: 930,993,091. Oh, and in case you missed it, T6900 does the staking thing, so it does have some fundamentals after all. Lock up your tokens for 12 months, and at today’s dynamically set yield, you will earn a return of 156%. In his manifesto for a new America, President Trump is throwing around tariff rates like they are going out of fashion, but, for now, the stock market doesn’t care. Over in cryptoland though, degens couldn’t care less about tariffs or macro headwinds (or tailwinds for that matter). Instead, they prefer to pile into T6900 in pursuit of happiness, and massive profits. Many asked how SPX6900 hit a $1,530 million valuation on nothing more than a deliberately poor copy of the Bloomberg homepage, a jug full of dry humor and a large dollop of indolent financial irreverence spliced with sexual innuendo? Well, it was, and still is, all about the community and the vibe. T6900 token is the next SPX6900 and has the handle on the zeitgeist to serve up the ‘69’ branded 2000s ethos of the by-the-seat-of-your-pants can-do attitude with just-good-enough technology and tackiness to bring tears of joy to degens everywhere. Thankfully, T6900 leaves the AI grifting and two-a-penny ETF launches to the Trump family, so that you can cultivate the true antidote to male loneliness (aside from meeting Christian singles in your city) – watching ‘number go up’ (apologies to Zeke Faux). To buy T6900 token, connect your wallet and purchase with ETH, USDT or credit card. Alternatively, Best Wallet app provides a seamless user experience for buyers via its Upcoming Tokens feature. Best Wallet conveniently shows your T6900 token balance in the app, making the claiming process much smoother when the presale ends. Download Best Wallet on Google Play or the Apple App Store. If you hadn’t noticed, the altcoin season has arrived, and you’ve found the meme coin that has the secret sauce to spice up your portfolio – a financial regression that just feels right. Don’t wait for the end price of $0.007125 to tick round when you can buy today for the cheaper price of $0.0064. Remember – T6900 is the No.1 Nasdaq sock supplier (wink). Join the community on X or Instagram. Visit the TOKEN6900 website. The post Bitcoin Erupts, SPX Breaks New Highs, SPX6900 And T6900 Token Next to Explode appeared first on Cryptonews.

It's time I owned up to this. All in all good week despite being openly wrong about this. Invalidated the bear idea at 112k but only longed for a scalp to the initial pop to 117k. Given the entry was so late I already cut it. Short bonk and fart worked well, and flipped long on fart after the pump fun nuke. Out now though on fart. The same technical view remains however market structure shifted in favor of bulls. We want to keep above 112/110, and invalidated with closes below 105. HTF target for this year is 150k. I was of the opinion that it would happen in Q4 after a blow off in June to 120k. After the move to 120k in June had a view a choppy to down Q3 but appetite for BTC is growing through treasury companies. Can see ETF inflows data for this. Essentially this move to 120 was what I was looking to happen in June, only now it happened in July. To all my chirpers: I appreciate your engagement. I see it. I read it. But I enjoy the pain. How dare you chirp me when I'm not able to respond while skiing on a mountain. I considered the short SOL HYPE (took Ls on this) ideas as mid term plays for a chop summer. Go back to my tweets from April. I don't see any "thank you for calling a macro low" tweets from my chirpers. Why? Since the chirping hurts me I've decided that all my trade ideas will cost you $100 fartcoin per month effective immediately. On an annual plan it will only be $700 fartcoin per year. Dm for lighter invite link. 2 left. Fuck you.

💬Arthur Hayes: The altcoin season is coming, and I have increased my bullish position. BitMEX co-founder Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes stated on social media that he was previously slightly bearish due to TGA's inventory replenishment. However, the sentiment has now shifted. He pointed out that Bitcoin has broken its historical high with good trading volume; Ethereum is following closely and is expected to outperform. The altcoin season is approaching, and the market believes that Trump will take unexpected actions regarding tariffs. The Hayes family office fund, Maelstrom, has increased its bullish position.

I was slightly bearish in my last essay due to TGA refill. What changed? $BTC busted through ATH on good volume $ETH is following and will outperform, get ready for a monster alt szn. Mrkt thinks Trump will TACO on tariffs, so fuck it: @MaelstromFund is backing up the truck!